The World of Normals

You're anorexic! Eat this!

You're too fat. A girl should never be fat. You'll have problems having babies later, i tell you. Is that chocolate? Do you THINK you need any of it?

Damn gurl! Your hair is too long I love em! but maybe you should get them trimmed just a little bit from here...and then there.

WHAT? A BOB? You crazy? You look like a fat 5th grader.

Can you SHUT up? Why are you ALWAYS up for jokes and laughing like a lunatic?

C'mon..lighten up...the world isn't over! You need to be a happier person. STOP whining ok?

You need to be less dependent on people. Start doing things on your own.

You DROVE? To the END OF THE STREET? ALL ALONE? Good Lord! You're too independent!

Maybe you should dress up more appropriately. The clothes you wear are a little too revealing.

You wear a head scarf! DAMN. What got into you? Joining Al-Qaeda soon?

You should get married. Its high time. Career you want to focus on? Beta larkiyon ka koi career nahi hota end main rotian he banani hoti hain.

You're getting MARRIED! But you're too young! What about your career and your goals?

You should love your country. It needs you. Yes lets go all patriotic on independence day and cricket world cups.

Get out of the country. The socio-economic conditions are deteriorating. You can make a difference? Yeah right.

These Amreeki organisations in our country are making us slaves! Damn you IMF and US AID.

Amreeka say rishta aya hai??? sochna kaisa? 

The electronic media is going cuckoo. PEMRA should really start getting serious on the regulations. Katrina ka mango slice wala add dekha? kitna behooda hai! Astaghfirullah.

Haan tou theek hai nah. Yeh News Channel walay jhoot tou nahi batatay..tsk tsk dekho kitna zulm kia becharay journalist per.

Raise your voice against unjust. Always. No matter what.

NO!